Eric McKewin's table
Class Schedule
| Period |
Class |
Room No. |
Teacher |
| 1st |
ECS |
239 |
Mr. Yan |
| 2nd |
Gym |
The gym |
Mr. Hofman |
| 3rd |
English 1 |
261 |
Mr. Fine |
| 4th |
Spanish 2 |
239 |
Mr. Enriquez |
| 5th |
Lunch |
N/A |
| 6th |
Bio |
438 |
Ms. Coonley |
| 7th |
Ap Human Geo |
302 |
Mr. Nunez |
| 8th |
Geometry |
251 |
Mr. Spedale |
Present tense conjugations of the verb 'To yeet'
| Tense |
Singular |
Plural |
|
1st |
2nd |
3rd |
1st |
2nd |
3rd |
| Indicative |
Yeet |
Yeet |
Yeets |
Yeet |
Yeet |
Yeet |
| Subjunctive |
That I yeet |
That you yeet |
That they yeet |
That we yeet |
That you yeet |
That they yeet |
| Optative |
Yeeten |
Yeeten |
Yeetens |
Yeeten |
Yeeten |
Yeeten |
| Imperative |
N/A |
Yeet! |
| Participle |
Yeeting |
Operation Hofman
- There's 45 of us and 1 of him
- I've seen him walking on the first floor somewhere. We can meet him there
- Convince him very diplomatically that a final in gym class on things I've never seen in my life is not a good idea
- Suggest a alternative way of spending our final period because that is the constructive solution
- Rejoice in the bliss of freedom
- Dread a whole other semester of health wih him
Reasons why I shouldn't take a gym final
- I don't want to
- The words 'gym' and 'final' should never be in the same sentence without the word 'no'
- I'm sorry you have to read through this. This is just how I'm relieving my anger